tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-121525682012-02-11T21:46:28.761-05:00Cookie Monster Online!Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.comBlogger701100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-81062891891474882952008-07-07T12:58:00.001-04:002008-12-11T02:07:58.263-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhKpnJ3fXsk/SHJLfGxBPEI/AAAAAAAAAAU/wf--J4G1NNE/s1600-h/July4_64.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KhKpnJ3fXsk/SHJLfGxBPEI/AAAAAAAAAAU/wf--J4G1NNE/s320/July4_64.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220317915840068674" border="0" /></a><br />You might hurt PBS funding or something!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-8106289189147488295?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-58535513573540730792008-06-20T15:16:00.003-04:002008-06-20T15:19:29.054-04:00HEY INTERNETS! Me know it has been a long time since me posted entry on blog! Me very busy eating cookies. Also, me forgot password. But then me remember it! Just in time to share me appearance on STEPHEN COLBERT SHOW last night! You may remember, me set up blog to address controversy over cookies being a "sometime food." That true -- but it always sometime someplace, just like Jimmy Buffett and Alan Jackson say! Me like Jimmy Buffett. That a guy who like a good cookie.<br /><br />So here are me videos for you to enjoy!<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="Redlasso" width="390" height="320"><param name="movie" value="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf"><param name="flashvars" value="embedId=5bfa378e-7c08-472f-8d45-df796c893799"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" flashvars="embedId=5bfa378e-7c08-472f-8d45-df796c893799" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="Redlasso" width="390" height="320"></embed></object><br /><br /><object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="Redlasso" width="390" height="320"><param name="movie" value="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf"><param name="flashvars" value="embedId=465ca8cc-cfbf-4a69-bcf4-e28f2ff7dbcd"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://media.redlasso.com/xdrive/WEB/vidplayer_1b/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" flashvars="embedId=465ca8cc-cfbf-4a69-bcf4-e28f2ff7dbcd" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="Redlasso" width="390" height="320"></embed></object><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-5853551357354073079?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-19520441804190873142007-05-29T17:15:00.000-04:002007-05-29T17:16:44.512-04:00Hey, everybody! Check this out! It video from me trip to strange little town called TWIN BEAKS! <br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vftf8TTve4s"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Vftf8TTve4s" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><br /><br />Me like that place! Me would go back if me could figure out how it got its name. Darn fine pie.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-1952044180419087314?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-54837325797653330222007-04-25T23:48:00.000-04:002007-04-25T23:51:18.915-04:00Hey everybody! You watching Stephen Colbert Report Show tonight? Me made SPECIAL APPEARANCE on show! That right! Stephen Colbert talking about Albert Einstein and somehow letter C come up and Stephen Colbert say "C is for cookie and that good enough for me!" And then he show me SINGING "C is for Cookie!" How that for exciting? Me not even remember filming Colbert Report Show! That kind of odd. Oh oh oh! And then Stephen Colbert call me "PROFESSOR Cookie Monster!" That a nice promotion. Now Elmo have to call me Professor Cookie Monster! Ho ho ho!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-5483732579765333022?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-38703659762658383262007-03-25T01:25:00.000-04:002007-03-25T01:26:49.323-04:00<a href="http://comicsmakenosense.blogspot.com/2007/03/separated-at-birth.html">See what this silly person say?</a><br /><br />Me not think so. Me much more like a Wookee.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-3870365976265838326?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-89197118519488813242007-03-19T13:39:00.000-04:002008-12-11T02:07:58.393-05:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhKpnJ3fXsk/Rf7LHhsF8XI/AAAAAAAAAAM/yoMIXwAuvIc/s1600-h/Girl+Scout+Cookie+Time.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KhKpnJ3fXsk/Rf7LHhsF8XI/AAAAAAAAAAM/yoMIXwAuvIc/s320/Girl+Scout+Cookie+Time.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5043691962864365938" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-8919711851948881324?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com338tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1173468364537958242007-03-09T14:23:00.000-05:002007-03-09T14:26:04.546-05:00Me love cookies! But <a href="http://www.wfsb.com/news/11201352/detail.html">this not a good way to get cookies</a>! Now <a href="http://www.fark.com/">some crazy web site</a> say "Fuzzy blue puppet wanted for questioning!" Me just want to say, me FALSELY ACCUSED! Me have nothnig to do with this and this is not me style! Maybe me should get a lawyer? Me better call Denny Crane!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-117346836453795824?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1164758393875736022006-11-28T18:59:00.000-05:002006-11-28T18:59:53.886-05:00If COOKIE ROYALE a big hit, me make sequel! <span style="font-weight:bold;">COOKIE ROYALE <span style="font-style:italic;">WITH CHEESE</span></span>! It be a big hit, especially in FRANCE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-116475839387573602?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1164046957903551062006-11-20T13:21:00.000-05:002006-11-20T13:22:37.920-05:00Hey internet! Me have new idea for movie project starring ME! It called COOKIE ROYALE and star me as secret agent Double O Cookie! Me will have international adventures and a LICENSE TO CHOMP!<br /><br />What you think? You come see me in movie?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-116404695790355106?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1163133789743529372006-11-09T23:40:00.000-05:002006-11-09T23:43:09.756-05:00Hey everybody! You watching Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert right now? HE JUST TALK TO ME THROUGH THE TEE VEE! Me NOT dreaming this, it actually happen! Me have witnesses! So there me was, watching TV, when Stephen Colbert say, "Sorry, Cookie Monster! C is for COLBERT! And now the eponymous report!"<br /><br />How that for funny! How he know me going to be watching? Me wonder why he say sorry, though! He should not be sorry, he just mistaken! Lots of words START with C! But C is only <span style="font-weight:bold;">for</span> COOKIE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-116313378974352937?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1162570951305146412006-11-03T11:20:00.000-05:002006-11-03T11:22:31.316-05:00This pretty interesting: It a book that tell you <a href="http://www.amazon.com/You-Give-Mouse-Cookie-Give/dp/0060245867/sr=8-1/qid=1162570296/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-5516756-9043845?ie=UTF8&s=books">what happen if you give a mouse a cookie</a>! Me bet the mouse eat the cookie. That what me do when you give me a cookie! Hey, maybe me write book called "IF YOU GIVE COOKIE MONSTER COOKIE!" Me bet people give me more cookies then! Ho ho ho!<br /><br /><img src="http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0060245867.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_AA240_SH20_OU01_SCLZZZZZZZ_V53887019_.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-116257095130514641?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1159733424581498382006-10-01T16:08:00.000-04:002006-10-01T16:11:58.660-04:00How this for nifty! Here a web site where you can read <a href="http://www.toughpigs.com/bookclubcookie01.htm">Little Golden Book story, <span style="font-weight:bold;">Cookie Monster and the Cookie Tree</span></a>! Too bad that the only cookie tree me ever see! Me would plant lots of cookie trees if me knew where to get them! Me be just like Johnny Appleseed, except with cookies! Cookie Cookieseed have a nice ring to it, what you think?<br /><br />Anyway, this a nice story about vital importance of SHARING. That good part! Not so good part, me not like characterizations of me many friends from Sesame Street like Ernie and Big Bird and Prairie Dawn and Oscar! OK, me have to admit Oscar really like that. But me think other folks would LIKE to share cookies with me! Me known for me sharing! Sharing and patience!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115973342458149838?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1159543599805120822006-09-29T11:25:00.000-04:002006-09-29T11:26:39.820-04:00Check this out! <a href="http://fortressofortitude.wordpress.com/2006/09/29/spider-man-the-bear-facts/">Cute little fuzzy bears reading comic books!</a> They should eat cookies with their comics!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115954359980512082?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1158958317463541672006-09-22T16:47:00.000-04:002006-09-22T16:51:57.693-04:00Everything in <a href="http://pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/rss/s_471783.html">this news article</a> NOT TRUE! Elmo not get fired or join Tom Cruise club! Why fire Elmo? He funny little guy with new toy that everybody want to play with! Person who wrote this thing do sloppy job and need to get new job! Me very angry about this! Elmo NOT FIRED and STILL WORKING ON SESAME STREET! Maybe this guy confuse Elmo with Horatio Sans or something, that no excuse. Maybe writer should go write obituaries a couple months, that teach him to get facts straight!<br /><br />Me so upset about this, me need to see something funny! Here a video with me and Cousin Monster!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rWRXggFEuJM"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rWRXggFEuJM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115895831746354167?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1158686460631839722006-09-19T13:19:00.000-04:002006-09-19T13:21:00.646-04:00He keep talking about some guy named Spode who is in league with the robots Elmo is scared of. Sometimes me have no idea what that little guy talking about. This one of those times! He need to eat some cookies or something, calm him right down.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115868646063183972?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1158346306381547162006-09-15T14:50:00.000-04:002006-09-15T14:51:46.393-04:00Here is <a href="http://www.newsfromme.com/archives/2006_09_14.html#012090">a man talking about cookies</a>! He want to figure out name of his favorite cookie! At least he not lose his cookie at the disco like me did that one time. So go read about this guy's cookie!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115834630638154716?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1156448474707129972006-08-24T15:40:00.000-04:002006-08-24T15:41:14.720-04:00Here is a <a href="http://www.post-gazette.com/tv/tunedin/">interview me did with Matt Lauer</a>. He try to trick me! Got to watch out, make sure you get your point made like me did! ME STILL LIKE COOKIES!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115644847470712997?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1156140768828698582006-08-21T02:11:00.000-04:002006-08-21T02:12:48.846-04:00Me would be worried if me got some other grade on this test!<br /><br /><blockquote><table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#CCCCCC" align=center><font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'><b>You Are Cookie Monster</b></font></td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><center><img src="http://images.blogthings.com/thesesamestreetpersonalityquiz/cookie-monster.jpg" height="100" width="100"></center><font color="#000000"><br />Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth.<br /><br />You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around.<br /><br />You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking<br /><br />How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"</font></td></tr></table><div align="center"><a href="http://www.blogthings.com/thesesamestreetpersonalityquiz/">The Sesame Street Personality Quiz</a></div></blockquote><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115614076882869858?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1156038571271677782006-08-19T21:46:00.000-04:002006-08-19T21:49:31.283-04:00Hey, everybody! You follow the news, you probably see lots of stuff about snakes on airplanes! Me not understand WHY you put snakes on airplanes, but must be some kind of nutty promotional thing. Me not like idea of flying on a plane with snakes on it, so me decide to find an airline with no snakes on its planes.<br /><br />Guess what! Me find an airline that not only has no snakes on its planes, but also <a href="http://www.midwestairlines.com/MAWeb/aboutUs/aboutLanding.aspx">GIVES YOU COOKIES</a> WHEN YOU FLY! Now THAT the friendly skies! Me think this great idea! Maybe it could apply to other businesses like car washes and barber shops! Go get car washed, have a cookie! Me would get me car washed a lot if me got cookies when me got it washed!<br /><br />You own a business? GIVE AWAY COOKIES! You give people cookies, people come to your business! It scientific fact!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115603857127167778?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1151596648372574992006-06-29T11:55:00.000-04:002006-06-29T11:57:28.390-04:00Looks like <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/news/local/story/430906p-363263c.html">Elmo caught up in some kind of scandal me not understand</a>. This is why me stay OUT of politics! Imagine if me ran for Congress! Me would be good Congressmonster but me would not be able to accept cookies without filling out forms! Got to watch for conflicts of interest and stuff like that! Me think Socrates right, you can't be in politics and stay virtuous! So me stay in private life and on Sesame Street where no paperwork, just <span style="font-weight:bold;">COOKIES!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115159664837257499?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1151515052325678482006-06-28T13:13:00.000-04:002006-06-28T13:17:32.326-04:00This weekend me saw BEST MOVIE EVER MADE! It a documentary called CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE COOKIE FACTORY! It about nutty guy named Willy Wonka who live in castle full of little orange guys that make chocolate and candy and cookies and then he share the cookies and candy and chocolate with nice little boy named Charlie! Whole movie suffused with cookie candy goodness! Me would like to visit that factory and help Willy Wonka and Charlie, maybe they need a cookie tester to test the cookies and tell them how good cookies are! Me do pretty good job at that, me bet! Only problem, me not sure where factory is, me better ask Ernie or somebody how to get there!<br /><br />Me give CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE COOKIE FACTORY unprecedented SIX COOKIES for humongous cookie content! It YUMMIEST MOVIE me ever see!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115151505232567848?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1150738042813645292006-06-19T13:26:00.000-04:002006-06-19T13:27:22.833-04:00Check this out! <a href="http://she-who-must-be-obeyed.blogspot.com/2006/06/when-do-you-know-whether-you-have.html">Nice lady knit socks for Elmo</a>! Maybe nice lady will knit COOKIES for COOKIE MONSTER next!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115073804281364529?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1150088184791782282006-06-12T00:52:00.000-04:002006-06-12T00:56:24.806-04:00Check out this picture! It a picture of a cookie! So far so good. But cookie is surrounded by invisible force field that keep me from getting the cookie so me can eat it!<br /><br />Some days it hard out here for a Cookie Monster!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1565/1015/1600/DSCN0431.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1565/1015/320/DSCN0431.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-115008818479178228?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1148407010011876682006-05-23T13:51:00.000-04:002006-05-23T16:37:01.423-04:00Here some pictures from me weekend of cookies!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1565/1015/1600/aab7scd.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1565/1015/320/aab7scd.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />This is me watching the batter! Batter is what turns into cookies! It all about SCIENCE!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1565/1015/1600/333cscd.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1565/1015/320/333cscd.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />And this me watching the cookies cool down on plastic baking sheet from France so me can eat them after they come out of oven! Can't eat cookies when they hot, you burn your mouth and then you not able to taste cookies as much as you could if you do not burn your mouth!<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1565/1015/1600/e0dascd.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1565/1015/320/e0dascd.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br />This a picture of Elmo! Me say "cheese" and he run up to camera and me only get photo of top of Elmo's head because he is nutty.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-114840701001187668?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1148334362899271372006-05-22T17:44:00.000-04:002006-05-22T17:46:02.923-04:00You know that TV show BEST WEEK EVER? It WRONG, because it not say me have best weekend ever! You know why me have best weekend ever? Because me ate LOTS AND LOTS OF <span style="font-weight:bold;">COOKIES!</span> Me had dozens and dozens of coconut oatmeal chocolate chip cookies that me friend Kate let me help her make and then me ATE THE COOKIES! That make weekend BEST WEEKEND EVER!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-114833436289927137?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1147839649700954602006-05-17T00:20:00.000-04:002006-05-17T00:20:49.720-04:00Me love cookies! But me also love to BOOGIE!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XXN8ahFxiHY"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XXN8ahFxiHY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-114783964970095460?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1144852349097313072006-04-12T10:30:00.000-04:002006-04-12T10:32:55.330-04:00Hey, everybody! How you doing? Me doing good! Easter coming up, that mean lots of COOKIES!<br /><br />You probably wondering, "Cookie Monster, why it so long since you last update blog?" Here me answer! Press PLAY and see what me up to!<br /><br /><object height="350" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V9rzMaAucI4"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V9rzMaAucI4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" height="350" width="425"></object><br /><br />What you think of that?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-114485234909731307?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1139848941378721672006-02-13T11:39:00.000-05:002006-02-13T11:42:21.410-05:00So me was watching teevee this weekend and me decided to watch Olympic games because me like games and Olympics are on every channel anyway! Me must have missed a memo, me hope this not mean Sesame Street not on any more! Me probably would have heard from PBS if that happen but me should call Gordon or Ernie just to make sure!<br /><br />Anyway, one of the games called HOCKEY. Me not understand this game at all! It look like bunch of ladies put on styrofoam and helmets and then HIT A COOKIE WITH STICKS for an hour! What the hey? THAT NOT HOW YOU TREAT A COOKIE! YOU EAT COOKIES! <span style="font-weight:bold;">COOKIES FOR EATING, NOT HITTING WITH STICKS!</span> Where Martha Stewart when you need her?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113984894137872167?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1139596075771962562006-02-10T13:27:00.000-05:002006-02-10T13:27:55.806-05:00Why they call that show SCRUB? Me watch it all the time but nobody ever scrub anything!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113959607577196256?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1138395916006620652006-01-27T15:59:00.000-05:002006-01-27T16:05:16.026-05:00As you know, me not big fan of TV commercials! Often they misleading, like commercials for Mega M&Ms that turn out NOT to be larger than size of ADULT MALE HUMAN HEAD! But me really liked those ads with <a href="http://www.adweek.com/aw/creative/best_spots_05/050222_16.jsp">crazy guy named RUBBERBAND MAN</a>! He happy-go-lucky fellow who love his rubber bands! Me can appreciate guy like that, me love cookies, he love rubber bands! Maybe him friends with Bert who likes paper clips!<br /><br />But me not see one of those ads for a while! Me wonder, what happen to Rubberband Man? Me worry maybe him have amnesia or something. Then one night me find him! Now he on that show ME NAMED EARL! Except there they call him CRAB MAN. But me not get it: What happen to rubber bands? And if he now Crab Man, where he keep his crabs? Pretty confusing, it a big mystery like what happening on that island where the people crashed! Me will keep tuning in to see what happen!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113839591600662065?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1138224702825263582006-01-25T16:28:00.000-05:002006-01-25T16:31:42.850-05:00Hey, everyone! Me just found something me think you might like! It a <a href="http://www.toughpigs.com/anthstreet03.htm">TRANSCRIPT of me appearance on MARTHA STEWART TV show</a>! It from several years ago when me not so tech-savvy as me am now, then me not even know what web site am, today me have blog on the internets! On show, me help Martha Stewart make cookies! Lots of fun. Also, me try to get her date with Bert. That not work out so good. Anyway, you should go read about it!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113822470282526358?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1138128919357772632006-01-24T13:49:00.000-05:002006-01-24T13:55:19.373-05:00Hey, blog pals! Me sorry about lack of updates. Christmastime was very busy time of year, me had lots of cookies to eat! Then me have work that needed to be done on my house and me had to disconnect computer so repairmen could work! (Don't worry, problems not caused by deep-fryer!) So now me posting on laptop and using neighbor's WI-FI signal. Me glad neighbor will share!<br /><br />But that not why me posting! Me posting to tell about LOKI THE BABY MONKEY! You can read about him <a href="http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17878154-421,00.html">here</a>! Here a picture!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5099165,00.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 320px;" src="http://network.news.com.au/image/0,10114,5099165,00.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br />He a very cute little baby monkey! But he have SAD STORY! His mommy died so now he being raised by TOY DUCK! That what it say in article, me am not making it up! Me a glutton, not a liar!<br /><br />Anyway, story say little Loki drink milk six times a day! That a lot of milk! But no cookies! Me think me should send him cookies, what you guys think? Milk go better with cookies!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113812891935777263?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1135970020994761732005-12-30T14:10:00.000-05:002005-12-30T14:13:41.013-05:00Me try to keep up with the news but there's lots of news me not understand. For instance! People at NSA (that must be place that help you learn letters) use its web site to give people cookies! Me think that good news! But lots of people mad about that. What the hey? Cookies tasty and yummy! Someone give you cookies, you say "thank you" and "please give me more cookies because me like to eat cookies!" Sometimes me not understand people!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113597002099476173?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1133538825884073222005-12-02T10:49:00.000-05:002005-12-02T10:53:45.896-05:00Boy howdy, me last post really got people buzzing! So me explain ONE MORE TIME: Me a GLUTTON, not a gossip! So me not going to talk about what Elmo did the other night because it none of your business!<br /><br />Instead me tell you something positive! Elmo have idea for screenplay called SOCKS VERSUS ROBOTS! Doesn't that sound neat? Elmo very concerned about threat robots who are not R2D2 or C3PO pose. Him even <a href="http://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html">buy insurance</a>! Hey, maybe me should get insurance for me COOKIES!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113353882588407322?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1133296544570298552005-11-29T15:34:00.000-05:002005-11-29T15:35:44.590-05:00Me not going to use me blog to report gossip and rumors that might be true, might not be true! Me hope that perfectly clear! That why me not talking about what Elmo did yesterday.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113329654457029855?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1133207451352668922005-11-28T14:48:00.000-05:002005-11-28T14:50:51.353-05:00One thing me would have talked about if computer was working was Halloween! This fun holiday where people give out candy and sometimes cookies! Me was all set to go trick-or-treating in me cookie costume. Me figured, hey, that funny! Cookie Monster in a cookie costume! Laughing people probably give more candy than people who are not laughing! (Got to use your noggin, blog readers!) So me worked very hard on a very realistic cookie costume. Only problem, it TOO REALISTIC! So me ate the costume! Me could not resist!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113320745135266892?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1133207312304863282005-11-28T14:46:00.000-05:002005-11-28T14:48:32.316-05:00Hey, everybody! Me hope there still people out there reading me blog even though me not update for a VERY LONG TIME! Me have pretty good reason, though! Me computer just stopped working! Me did NOT eat any of the parts or anything, computer just broken. So me had to wait for new computer to arrive. Now it all put together and working and me have HIGH SPEED INTERNET for reading web sites about cookies!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-113320731230486328?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1126913927738991582005-09-30T15:42:00.000-04:002005-09-30T16:41:50.146-04:00THE TERMINAL star Tom Hanks as guy from foreign country who come to New York to eat cookies! But mean bald man played stop him and make him live in airport! (Me think bald man was supervillain LEX LUTHOR in disguise! Airport good place to hide from Superman because Superman not need to fly in airplanes because he can fly all by himself!) But Tom Hanks figure out ways to get cookies in airport, just not NEW YORK cookies! Then Catherine Zeta Jones visit him, and then Tom Hanks ESCAPES AIRPORT AND <span style="font-weight:bold;">EATS THE COOKIES</span>! YAY TOM HANKS!<br /><br />Hey, maybe Tom Hanks' volleyball from movie CAST AWAY will turn up on island on TV show LOST! Me hope you watching that show and notice that there were yummy CANDY BAR COOKIES down that hatch along with boring stuff like Petula Clark music! Me prefer disco boogie music.<br /><br />Me give THE TERMINAL full four cookies! Affecting yet grounded performance by Tom Hanks! Me wonder if he still live in that building where he have to dress up like lady to get in. Me know people do nutty things for apartments, but that REALLY nutty!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-112691392773899158?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1126913667983216492005-09-18T16:50:00.000-04:002005-09-18T17:52:46.570-04:00Turn out me not allowed to put deep fryer in spare room! That make me pretty sad because me had NEW COOKIE RECIPE IDEA!<br /><br />You watch that Fox TV reality show HECK KITCHEN? Fox give this crazy person named HECK RAMSAY kitchen where he make other crazy people cook food! Me not really know what going on, but that OK if TV show entertaining! Anyway, this show give me ideas for cookie recipes! Here me idea:<br /><br />1. Take CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE and put PEANUT BUTTER on it!<br /><br />2. Put MACADAMIA NUT COOKIE on top of that!<br /><br />3. Put yummy yummy CARAMEL on top of that!<br /><br />4. Put PEANUT BUTTER CHIP COOKIE on top of that!<br /><br />5. Put CHOCOLATE SAUCE on top of that!<br /><br />6. Put SUGAR COOKIE on top of that!<br /><br />7. Add sprinkles and nuts!<br /><br />8. Put whole thing in DEEP FRYER!<br /><br />9. <span style="font-weight:bold;">WAIT FOR COOKIE TO COOL DOWN BEFORE YOU EAT IT! YOU TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, OK? YEAH YEAH YEAH!</span><br /><br />10. This best step...EAT THE COOKIE!<br /><br />That me new recipe! Try it out, tell me what you think!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-112691366798321649?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1126913224359065482005-09-16T19:20:00.000-04:002005-09-16T19:27:04.366-04:00HEY EVERYBODY! Well, when last me blogged me was very excited about MEGA M&MS! On TV ads they looked like they the size of ADULT MALE HUMAN BEING'S HEAD!! Me may be Cookie Monster but me like big candy when me see it, so me was very excited about trying these Mega M&Ms out!<br /><br />But me had two problems! First, they never at the store! Trip after trip, no Mega M&Ms! Me started to think they just on TV. Then me think, hey, they must be good because they keep selling out! So me try to be patient! Me known for me patience.<br /><br />Then they finally show up in store! Me got VERY VERY VERY EXCITED now! Absence make the heart grow fonder but WAITING make the tummy get hungrier! But then -- SECOND PROBLEM! Me open up bag, and they <span style="font-weight:bold;">NOT</span> size of adult male human head! Turn out "Mega" M&Ms only TWO TIMES the size of NORMAL M&M! Me was VERY disappointed, as you can imagine!<br /><br />But then me decide, what the hey, me should still try them out and not waste money! Well, GOOD NEWS is that they very tasty! Like normal M&Ms but bigger. But still, they not as big as in TV ad! <br /><br />No wonder me on PBS! No ads!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-112691322435906548?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1123975152769603402005-08-13T16:16:00.000-04:002005-08-13T19:19:12.776-04:00Hey, everybody!!! You see these TV ads for MEGA M&Ms? They like normal M&Ms but according to TV commercial they are size of adult male human head! Hoo boy, me cannot wait to eat some MEGA M&Ms! Should be very exciting food! Me will post review and tell you how they are!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-112397515276960340?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1123743840505743042005-08-11T03:00:00.000-04:002005-08-11T03:04:00.510-04:00Me spare room almost done! Me have good idea what to put in there -- DEEP FRYER! Not sure if me can do it, though, some sort of housing code zoning thing might be problem. Me will find out!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-112374384050574304?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1122960549601331072005-08-07T00:41:00.000-04:002005-08-07T01:42:58.910-04:00Comment buddy Grrr <a href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12152568&postID=112048636551577967&isPopup=true">ask if me read new Harry Potter book yet</a>! Me not say anything to spoil it, me not like to spoil stories OR cookies! Me like all the food in the books, but me wish books had ACTUAL SPELLS for making cookies! Spell could be included in cost of book! Or make it mail-away thing, send in five proofs of purchase and get spell to MAKE COOKIES! Me think this good idea, maybe Weasley twins want to give me a call, work something out!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-112296054960133107?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1122960370930332012005-08-02T01:22:00.000-04:002005-08-02T01:26:10.940-04:00Hey everybody! Me am back! Again! Me did not realize it almost a MONTH since me last made blog entry! It has been VERY busy and confusing month! Me am having some work done in me house. Me getting spare bedroom painted and stuff so it will be nice room for me to put cookies in! But the guy doing the work is taking FOREVER and making a big mess! Me have spare room furniture in dining room and that make it hard to eat cookies because me get confused what room me in! Also: Me not know what the hey guy doing work am DOING in there! Me think it must be making cookies or something, it taking so long, but he keep telling me it called "mudding." Maybe he making mud pies? Me never ate mud pies, but me will try them when they ready!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-112296037093033201?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1120486365515779672005-07-04T10:04:00.000-04:002005-07-04T10:12:45.533-04:00Hey, everybody! Happy Fourth of July! Good day for barbecue and cookies -- but not BARBECUING COOKIES, that not work so good!<br /><br />Anyway, me have been thinking a lot about the MOON! Friday on Sesame Street, astronaut Buzz Aldrin explain to me that moon is NOT A COOKIE even though it look just like cookie! So, me figure me not going to eat moon since it not a cookie! But then me watch episode of THE TICK that me TiVoed couple days before that and big cosmic creature named Omnipitus TAKE A BITE OUT OF MOON THAT BUZZ ALDRIN TELL ME NOT A COOKIE! But if it not a cookie how Omnipotus take bite out of it?!? Me think me must go to Moon and investigate!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-112048636551577967?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1119981954182212672005-06-28T14:02:00.000-04:002005-06-28T14:05:54.183-04:00Comment friend GRRR post link to <a href="http://www.comics.com/comics/jumpstart/archive/jumpstart-20050625.html">another comic strip that mention me</a>! It very exciting and flattering! What you think?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111998195418221267?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1119981592989005382005-06-28T13:55:00.000-04:002005-06-28T13:59:52.993-04:00Hey everybody! Boy, me not realize how long it been since me update blog! How everyone doing? Me have been eating cookies and thinking about what me call COOKIE QUANDRIES! For instance: Why they put cookie dough in ice cream? MUCH harder to make cookies that way! First you have to separate the cookie dough FROM the ice cream, THEN make the cookies! What up with that? Lots of extra work! Better if you just buy ice cream without cookie dough, and cookie dough without ice cream! Me should write a letter to somebody about that!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111998159298900538?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1118869184890814032005-06-15T16:53:00.000-04:002005-06-15T16:59:44.903-04:00Me was watching TV and eating cookies this weekend when me see that movie starring Hulk on TV! Me like Hulk's blog so me think, hey, me bet me will like Hulk's movie, too! So me put on that channel. What the hey? Me watch for FORTY-FIVE MINUTES and NO HULK in the movie! Must have been mistake at TV company.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111886918489081403?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1118099142559034362005-06-06T18:58:00.000-04:002005-06-06T19:05:42.563-04:00In <a href="http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=12152568&postID=111802481328893715&isPopup=true">comments on last post</a> Kate ask if me ever think that anything *doesn't* look like a cookie! Me already say there, FIRE HYDRANTS and COMPUTER KEYBOARDS not look like cookies! But me thought about it more, and here are more things me definitely NOT think look like cookies!<br /><br />1. The letter J! Not look like cookie AT ALL. Sometimes C, G, O, and Q do, though!<br /><br />2. Oscar's trash can!<br /><br />3. Paper clips! Bert explain that one to me! Me hardly ever make that mistake any more!<br /><br />4. Washington Monument NOT LOOK AT ALL LIKE A COOKIE!<br /><br />5. Table legs do not look like cookies! TableTOPS maybe do, but table LEGS am clearly not at all like cookies. They more like pretzels!<br /><br />There! FIVE things that me not think look like cookies!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111809914255903436?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1118024813288937152005-06-05T22:25:00.000-04:002005-06-05T22:26:53.290-04:00Why they called flying saucers? Look more like FLYING COOKIES to me!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111802481328893715?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1117557119405347022005-05-31T12:30:00.000-04:002005-05-31T12:31:59.406-04:00Hey, everybody! Me comment friend GRRR post link to <a href="http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/umedia/20050529/cp.d05c4749400661caef79d45a6c444208">comic strip about me</a>! That nifty! Thank you GRRR! You always have GOOD COMMENTS.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111755711940534702?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1117556404638583382005-05-31T12:15:00.000-04:002005-05-31T12:20:04.643-04:00Me like three-day weekend holidays where people have barbecues! Always lots of fun, especially on Sesame Street! Only one problem: Can't barbecue cookies!! Trust me, it not work, me not want to get into details, but it NOT WORK! So me not try to do that any more, me just eat me cookies BEFORE barbecue, have some hamburgers AT barbecue -- they almost like cookies, except made of MEAT, not DOUGH! -- and then wash the burgers down with MORE COOKIES! Pretty good, huh?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111755640463858338?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1117220514201421342005-05-27T14:58:00.000-04:002005-05-27T15:01:54.210-04:00That all me have to say about that.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111722051420142134?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1116993962303576922005-05-25T00:00:00.000-04:002005-05-25T00:06:02.306-04:00So me saw Episode 3 of Star Wars! First thing, George Lucas should watch more Seasame Street, that way him learn to count in right order! 1, 2, and 3 come before 4, 5, and 6! Anyway, best thing about this movie: CHEWBACCA in it! Chewbacca very heroic, him help Yoda and all that, but me want to know, if Yoda so wise, why him not bring Chewbacca with him to fight bad guy? That should be first thing they teach at Jedi school, always call Chewbacca! Me bet if they put Chewbacca and R2D2 in charge of stuff, everything work out a lot better than it did in this movie! Boy howdy, that one sad ending. Also, movie hardly have ANY COOKIES in it! How you make science fiction movie without cookies? That not make sense!<br /><br />So no cookies gets no cookies, but Chewbacca get five cookies, so average out to THREE COOKIES FOR EPISODE 3! Hey, that kind of fitting!<br /><br />(Me know, it actually average out to two and half cookies, but me average up because of Chewbacca!)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111699396230357692?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1116456758992860822005-05-18T18:43:00.000-04:002005-05-18T18:52:38.996-04:00Me very, VERY excited about new STAR WARS movie opening tomorrow because THIS ONE have <span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">CHEWBACCA THE COOKIE MONSTER</span></span> in it! Him not in last two movies, must have been contract thing, but now he in the new one! Me hope maybe he appear on Sesame Street so me can hang out with him like me did with C-3PO and R2-D2 when they on the show long time ago! We could take Millenium Falcon out and get cookies at this cookie place me heard about in New Jersey that open <span style="font-weight:bold;">24 HOURS</span>! COWABUNGA!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111645675899286082?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1115870521472650212005-05-13T23:03:00.000-04:002005-05-13T12:04:48.896-04:00Hey, you watching that TV show LOST? It about bunch of people stranded on desert island. Me used to want to go to desert island for vacation but then Gordon tell me it not an island where you get to eat lots of dessert, it island in middle of nowhere with nothing on it! So me no longer want to go there! That one lousy vacation spot, huh?<br /><br />Anyway, when me watch LOST, me always wonder: Why these people not more worried about LACK OF COOKIES on desert island? That should be number one priority! At least some people building raft so they can get some cookies, that the right idea! GO RAFT!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111587052147265021?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1115870180876615132005-05-11T23:52:00.000-04:002005-05-11T23:56:20.893-04:00Sometimes you need to get some cookies but you not have any money and you not near a store where you have tab! What you do then? Find ALTERNATE COOKIE PROCUREMENT MEANS! Me have found best place to do this: WEDDING RECEPTIONS! Easy to walk in and you usually find cookies or some other tasty snack you can eat, as long as you not there right at beginning. It OK if you not invited, come late enough everybody really happy celebrating and they eager to share cookies! (It help to be TV celebrity like Cookie Monster, of course!) Bar mitzvahs also good for this sort of thing. Now you know!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111587018087661513?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1115336352241753592005-05-05T19:35:00.000-04:002005-05-05T19:39:12.260-04:00Me came across unusual TV show today. Lots of people me kind of recognize talking about stuff from 1970s. What really funny was that Kermit the Frog was one of the people talking about 1970s! Producers should give me a call, me talk about whatever decade they want me to. Sometimes you go on TV show and they have all kinds of cookies in green room for talent to hang out in (that TV talk, you go on screen, they call you talent. It very flattering!). Hey, maybe show should be called "ME LOVE COOKIES!!!" and me could go on and talk about cookies! Me think that good idea. Good idea make me hungry! It time for MORE COOKIES!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111533635224175359?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1115041543451571202005-05-02T09:43:00.000-04:002005-05-02T09:45:43.453-04:00Hey, everybody! This weekend me go see movie HITCHHIKER GUIDE TO GALAXY. Me not quite sure what was going on so me not give it whole review. But in movie, there was cool spaceship with special gadget! You look into gadget and it give you whatever you craving! Me crave cookies, so it would give me LOTS AND LOTS OF <span style="font-weight:bold;">COOKIES</span>!!! Me wish me know where to get one for my house, me tried Sharper Image and Amazon.com and they not know what me talking about. Me guess me will keep looking!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111504154345157120?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1114631316908154902005-04-27T15:44:00.000-04:002005-04-27T15:48:36.910-04:00So me was listening to Jimmy Buffett album LICENSE TO CHILL when me notice something! Jimmy Buffett sing a song DIRECTLY TO ME!<br /><br />There song on there called "Hey Good Looking." Well, lots of people and monsters good looking, that not necessarily mean anything. But THEN there a line in that song that go, "Hey good lookin, what you got, Cookie?" How that for cool? Jimmy Buffett singing a song to Cookie Monster! That pretty cool, huh?<br /><br />At first me just thought song said "what you got cooking" but Elmo tell me, no, Jimmy Buffett definitely say "COOKIE"! This very cool. But also seem like it a LOT of energy to say high to me! Especially now that me have AWESOME BLOG where you can talk directly to me!<br /><br />Now me going to practice my cookie recipe me told you about! Cowabunga!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111463131690815490?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1114446198745235662005-04-25T12:19:00.000-04:002005-04-25T12:23:18.746-04:00Everybody who read me blog probably know who Elmo is. He little furry red monster. But you may not know Elmo has lots of ideas for other TV shows! He want to do one show called LAW AND ELMO, where Elmo am the judge and get to say things like "Guilty!" and "No bail!" to bad guys, like cookie thieves and such.<br /><br />Then there C.S.ELMO. Me thought this historical drama where Elmo play British scholar who write magical fantasy novels in his spare time, but me was wrong. Elmo's idea for this is it a show about little red monster who solve mysteries. Elmo tell me he write up proposal and send it to Jerry Bruckheimer but not hear back yet. Me ask if he have his agent send it, he tell me he no have agent! Silly Elmo! Got to have AGENT to get meeting with Jerry Bruckheimer. Me like taking meetings because they give me COOKIES! Anything with cookies OK by me.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111444619874523566?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1114116139472155452005-04-21T16:38:00.000-04:002005-04-25T12:28:26.680-04:00The Incredibles am movie by talented people at PIXAR about family of super-heroes who fight for truth, justice, and COOKIES! In this movie, mean super-villain try to take over the world so him can eat all the cookies by himself. Mister Incredible and his family stop the supervillain and SAVE THE COOKIES!!! Cookies for all!<br /><br />Me give The Incredibles three and a half cookies! Would be full four cookies but Mister Incredible switch from elegant blue costume to big loud red costume. Looks more like Elmo than Cookie Monster after that! So minus half-cookie for reasons of style.<br /><br />Hey, what kind of superhero you think me would be? How about...CAPTAIN COOKIE! Me could team up with Super-Grover! What you think of that? What would me costume look like?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111411613947215545?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1114013454176227652005-04-20T12:07:00.000-04:002005-04-20T12:10:54.176-04:00Hey, everyone! Here am a good cookie recipe for you to try!<br /><br />STEP ONE: Go to the store! Make sure it store that carry cookies and not a cheese store or book store or something.<br /><br />STEP TWO: Pick out cookies you want to eat!<br /><br />STEP THREE: Pay for the cookies! This VERY IMPORTANT step, don't do this, you could get into trouble and have to call Elmo or Ernie or somebody to help you out.<br /><br />STEP FOUR: EAT THE COOKIES!!!<br /><br />Me hope this recipe will help you get cookies to eat! Me going to go try it right now!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111401345417622765?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1113769415953272032005-04-17T16:22:00.000-04:002005-04-17T16:23:35.953-04:00Post below titled "March for cookies." And that true. But so am April and all the other months! Me just want to make that clear!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111376941595327203?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1113769086921001802005-04-17T16:10:00.000-04:002005-04-17T16:18:06.923-04:00How about this for cool news: <a href="http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_fullstory.asp?id=33378">People marching for Cookie Monster</a>! This very nice thing for them people to do. Sending me cookies would be nice too! Also nice are people leaving me comments, it very nice to talk to people who like to read me blog!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111376908692100180?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1113627394514163652005-04-16T00:51:00.000-04:002005-04-16T00:56:34.513-04:00Hey everyone! Guess who else have blog on Internets? <a href="http://incrediblehulk.blogspot.com/">THE INCREDIBLE HULK, that who</a>! Him very interesting fellow, him green like Oscar the Grouch, but less fuzzy and much bigger. <br /><br />Me like Hulk because him funny guy and because he use pretty good grammar like Cookie Monster. You may not know this, but me rewrite ALL my scenes for Sesame Street when me get scripts! Them writers for the show am smart and funny but not know how to talk right. That's OK, me can fix it.<br /><br />Hey, Hulk! You like cookies? What kind of cookies you like? Me and you should have lunch, try to get you guest spot on Sesame Street, really good for image.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111362739451416365?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1113490155030040812005-04-14T10:43:00.000-04:002005-04-14T10:49:15.030-04:00SIGNS am movie by my good friend Mel Gibson. In Mel Gibson's movie, mean aliens come to Earth to steal ALL THE COOKIES. Mel Gibson STOP the aliens and save the cookies!!! This am very good movie with positive message about importance of cookies. Me give SIGNS full FOUR COOKIES! Go out and see movie and eat some cookies, that what me do at the movies.<br /><br />Me met Mel Gibson when he do Sesame Street couple years ago. He tell me his next movie will be REMAKE of Jimmy Stewart movie MISTER SMITH GO TO WASHINGTON. Me wonder how that turned out, me not read about it in Variety or anything. Hmm.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111349015503004081?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1113414497325971872005-04-13T13:44:00.000-04:002005-04-13T13:48:17.326-04:00How this for cool: <a href="http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/44150.htm">Me get interviewed in New York Post</a>!<br /><blockquote><br />Post: What's your favorite cookie?<br /><br />Cookie: Me never met a cookie me don't like.<br /><br />Post: Why the big change?<br /><br />Cookie: Me always eat healthy food, but cookie always at top of food pyramid for me. Sometimes me eat whole pyramid. Ha ha ha.<br /><br />Post: What are some non-cookie foods you'd like to try?<br /><br />Cookie: Me like to eat chairs. Good source of fiber.<br /><br />Post: Will C always be for cookie, and will cookie always be for you?<br /><br />Cookie: Oh, that deep. What you some kind of cookie philosopher?<br /><br />Post: So when are you allowed to eat cookies?<br /><br />Cookie: Always sometimes - or is that sometimes always? Me leave it to you. Me off to have cookie now. </blockquote><br /><br />Any good chairs you like to eat? How about IKEA chairs? Me have some at me house, but mostly sit in them, not eat them. Chairs EXPENSIVE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111341449732597187?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1113413415237415232005-04-13T13:35:00.000-04:002005-04-13T13:33:31.170-04:00So when me saw button at web site for "template" me think it must be type of plate you put cookies on. Me was wrong about that. Me picked this one because dots remind me of cookies! What you think of dots? What flavor cookies they be?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111341341523741523?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12152568.post-1113413394407047032005-04-13T13:29:00.000-04:002005-04-13T13:29:54.406-04:00Hello, Internets! Cookie Monster here. HO-HA!<br /><br />So new season of Sesame Street have me in the news. That OK, me like attention. That why me start blog. But me want to talk about this business of cookies being an "anytime" food. How that happen, the PBS people tell me, if me want to keep getting money to buy cookies with, me have to sing the songs they tell me to. Well, me not happy about that but what can you do? Got to buy cookies. Still, me pretty bummed out by whole thing.<br /><br />THEN me hear song called, "It Five O Clock Somewhere" by Alan Jackson any me good friend JIMMY BUFFETT. And me think, hey, if it FIVE O'CLOCK somewhere, then SOMETIME also be ANYTIME! So me eat cookies whenever me want! Because cookie time am RIGHT NOW!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12152568-111341339440704703?l=cookiemonsterblog.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Cookie Monsterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09689336102694069031noreply@blogger.com2